WINIT ! An Exclusive party pack from Scary Mommy. If you are planning a baby shower, birthday party or girls night out, this kit is perfection. The basket is filled with The Scary Mommy Confessions game, Scary Mommy cupcake toppers and cupcake cups, recipe cards for the Scary Mommy signature cocktail and dessert, a Scary Mommy onesie, 30 signed bookplates, a shopping list of everything else you’ll need for the party, and a CD containing a downloadable invitation, door sign, place-cards and more. You’ll also receive a signed copy of the book, inscribed with whatever your heart desires $ 250 Value.
“Have you ever fed your kids macaroni and cheese three nights in a row for dinner? Ever plopped them in front of the TV so you could get through a conference call in peace? Ever skipped a play-date because you just couldn’t stand the little punk your child so desperately wanted to play with? Well, pull up a chair and join the club. The Scary Mommy Club. You’re in good company.
Confessions of a Scary Mommy by Jill Smokler comes out April 3 from Simon and Schuster Gallery. You may know Jill from her blog, Scary Mommy , or her twitter handle, followed by over 225,000 people (including celebs like Tori Spelling, Nicole Richie and writer Jennifer Weiner.) Jill’s new book is both hilarious and honest. The camaraderie is like sitting down with your best friend, in a world where your best friend is supportive, non-judging and pee-in-your-pants funny.
On the Today Show, Jill Smokler jokes with Billy Ray Cyrus, country singer and father of pop star Miley Cyrus, saying that she hears her book, “Confessions of a Scary Mommy,” can scare off thoughts of motherhood. Billy was eager to take a copy to Miley and hope it is a good form of birth control!
Lauren Weisberger, New York Times bestselling author of The Devil Wears Prada, raves: “Get ready to ditch those Prada shoes (and anything else nice you own) and face reality–you haven’t had a brutal boss until you’ve had a baby. Confessions of a Scary Mommy is hilariously, outrageously truthful about the hardest job I know. Put this book at the top of your diaper bag!”
With chapters like “Yes, You’ll Shit on the Delivery Table” and “I Hate Other People’s Kids,” Confessions of a Scary Mommy is sure to be the buzz this Mother’s Day. You can read a sample of the first two chapters here. Scary mommies of the world, unite!
April 9, 2012 at 1:00 am
would love to have this gift basket, will come in handy for a girls night out, just got custody of my stepgranddaughter with speacial needs ,she is 12 but mentaly 6 but her body is still growing becoming a little lady, so yes the basket ould be a nice gift….
thanks either way have a great day 
April 11, 2012 at 11:02 am
Good for you ,its so nice to see that someone does not need to be blood to care about someone.I know how hard it is to get custody of a child ,and yo9u did it for your stepgranddaughter.This wlould be just as comendable(spelling?) if she was your blood granddaughter ,but even more so knowing she isn’t ,thats wonderful .I grew up in a household with a stepmother who did not once let me forget that we weren’t blood related.Good luck to you and your grandaughter I wish you the absolute best .I hope you win too ,and if you don’t then i hope i come in second . but seriously you deserve it more than me .blessed wishes to you and your family ,you sound like a wonderful woman .
April 11, 2012 at 11:02 am
Good for you ,its so nice to see that someone does not need to be blood to care about someone.I know how hard it is to get custody of a child ,and yo9u did it for your stepgranddaughter.This wlould be just as comendable(spelling?) if she was your blood granddaughter ,but even more so knowing she isn’t ,thats wonderful .I grew up in a household with a stepmother who did not once let me forget that we weren’t blood related.Good luck to you and your grandaughter I wish you the absolute best .I hope you win too ,and if you don’t then i hope i come in second . but seriously you deserve it more than me .blessed wishes to you and your family ,you sound like a wonderful woman .
April 9, 2012 at 10:45 am
After giving up $25k in yearly income to move closer to my daughter, she held my hand at the zoo and said to me “daddy, you moved all the way down here for me” I said “of course I did baby, daddy loves you”, her reply sent tears to my eyes, she said “I’m happy now daddy”. She was 3 and is now 5. Wicked awesome moment I will never forget and the extra money I made before I could care less about.
Sincerely,
Brad Chartier
sorry about all the run-on sentences.
April 11, 2012 at 11:05 am
so true ,money can’y buy those moments back .despite extra money ,which I am sure you and evry one else need .you eill have some super awesome moments that you would not want to iss for the world.
April 11, 2012 at 11:05 am
so true ,money can’y buy those moments back .despite extra money ,which I am sure you and evry one else need .you eill have some super awesome moments that you would not want to iss for the world.
April 9, 2012 at 12:15 pm
Oh my gosh? Where do I start? In recent memory, this zany American Girl doll story sticks out like a sore thumb!
http://experiencedbadmom.com/2011/12/american-girl-saga/
April 9, 2012 at 1:44 pm
My favorite daddy moment was watching my daughter get in her daddy’s size 14 work boots with were up to her stomach to walk around in and play like she was a monster.
April 9, 2012 at 3:01 pm
My favorite moment was watching my girls next to me, as I was giving birth to my youngest. Then watching them hold their baby sister!
April 9, 2012 at 3:02 pm
What an awesome giveaway Kill! LOVE it! Your book is SO good it is ridiculous!
April 9, 2012 at 3:02 pm
My favorite daddy moment was watching my hubby sing his baby girl to sleep for the very first time.
April 9, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Well… If I win, I wont have to sell my Kidney… http://www.smiffbib.com/2012/04/09/teen-sold-kidney-for-ipadiphone-what-would-he-do-for-a-klondike-bar/
April 9, 2012 at 3:06 pm
I am always looking at my husband when my kids are doing something odd, and say “Our kids are so WEIRD”. The other day I did a silly dance to make them laugh, and my 3yo daughter bursts out with “Mommy, you’re so WEEEEIIIIIIRRRRDDDD!”
April 9, 2012 at 3:07 pm
My husband telling me he didn’t want to sleep the night our son was born because he haut wanted to watch him.
April 9, 2012 at 3:11 pm
My favorite mommy moment is watching my youngest daughter wake up her older sister, who she adores. When my youngest addy wakes up, she is immediately looking for her older sister hailey. She goes to find her, and sits on her to wake her up while saying sissy sissy sissy, this happens about 3 times a week. I love watching my girls together.
April 9, 2012 at 3:11 pm
My favorite mommy moment is watching my youngest daughter wake up her older sister, who she adores. When my youngest addy wakes up, she is immediately looking for her older sister hailey. She goes to find her, and sits on her to wake her up while saying sissy sissy sissy, this happens about 3 times a week. I love watching my girls together.
April 9, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Yikes. Well, ONE of my favorite Mommy Moments was flying with my son when he was perhaps 3-ish. He was already very accustomed to the routine of air travel and is still a great traveler to this day. The lady next to him started a conversation, “I get butterflies in my stomach every time I fly. Do you have butterflies?” He replied, ” Yes. Mine are black. What color are yours?” I stifled my laughter as she promptly turned around to gaze aimlessly out the window. I love my strange child; he is perfectly perfect!
April 9, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Yikes. Well, ONE of my favorite Mommy Moments was flying with my son when he was perhaps 3-ish. He was already very accustomed to the routine of air travel and is still a great traveler to this day. The lady next to him started a conversation, “I get butterflies in my stomach every time I fly. Do you have butterflies?” He replied, ” Yes. Mine are black. What color are yours?” I stifled my laughter as she promptly turned around to gaze aimlessly out the window. I love my strange child; he is perfectly perfect!
April 9, 2012 at 3:14 pm
my favorite Daddy moment. I came home to find Daddy asleep on the couch with his big red earmuffs on, the kind so you can not hear anything. With the baby girl on his belly also now asleep but crying earlier.
April 9, 2012 at 3:16 pm
LOVE ScaryMommy! I have been following her blog for over a year. She cracks me up!
Being a Mom of almost 5, I totally get her! & in turn, she gets me! 
April 9, 2012 at 3:16 pm
Favorite mommy moments.. When I smell baby poop and it turns out to be just a fart. Then hubby smells a fart an hour later and the sees said “fart” all over his sleeve. Heh heh heh…..
April 9, 2012 at 3:22 pm
The best thing about being a Mommy, is no matter how annoying, horrible, rotten, ANNOYING (yes again) your little beast is……they’re the best when they’re sleeping!
My favorite mommy moments are kisses and bed time 
April 9, 2012 at 3:25 pm
My favorite mommy moment is watching my little girl sleep cuddled up with her Daddy. I love those two!
April 9, 2012 at 3:26 pm
Favorite mommy moment was last month when i took my very first night out on my own away from all my kids that lasted more then just an hour. I went to Denny’s with my sister in law, and came home a few hours later. The moment I walked in the door, the 3 littlest ones (ages 3 and twins 19months) all shouted “MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Made me feel so loved! Must be doing something right!
April 9, 2012 at 3:28 pm
My favorite Mommy moment is watching my daughter fall asleep on her Daddy. I love those two!
April 9, 2012 at 3:34 pm
My favorite daddy moment is when our son was born and daddy helped out so much.It was very sweet.
April 9, 2012 at 3:34 pm
My favorite mommy moment is when my baby wakes up on her own in the morning. She’s always so happy in the morning… I dont know where she gets it from.
April 9, 2012 at 3:36 pm
My favorite mommy moment? It’s a simple one, but oh so sweet. When my kids are ready to go to sleep, I tuck them in, turn out the lights and then…I hear them say, “Good night, Mom. I love you.” And sometimes, my youngest will say, “I love you so, so, so, so, so, so much.” It’s priceless.
April 9, 2012 at 3:40 pm
My favorite mommy and daddy moment is when my children just come up to us out of the blue and smother us with love even after we put them in time out , unconditional love from a child the most beautiful thing of parenthood <3
April 9, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Would love to win this!
April 9, 2012 at 4:01 pm
Hosting my sister’s baby shower this summer. she NEEDS to read this! I have 2 boys and soooooo many scary mommy moments. Yes, I have packed gin and tonics in soda bottles for all the mommies at the park
April 9, 2012 at 4:01 pm
Hosting my sister’s baby shower this summer. she NEEDS to read this! I have 2 boys and soooooo many scary mommy moments. Yes, I have packed gin and tonics in soda bottles for all the mommies at the park
April 9, 2012 at 4:08 pm
My favorite mommy moment was watching my son finally hold the baby sister he had wished for, for so long.
April 9, 2012 at 4:58 pm
cant wait to read the book
April 9, 2012 at 4:59 pm
favorite mommy moment is when my 4 yr old still wants to cuddle with me
April 9, 2012 at 7:19 pm
I think my favorite moment of being a mommy was the day I delivered my oldest son, who is now 24. I didn’t know I was in labor but went to the hospital because I thought I had the flu. Got there and delivered him in less than 15 minutes (no contractions, just puke). All the prenatal tests, including an amniocentesis, said it was a girl. When the Dr said “you have a beautiful, red haired baby boy” my comment was “are you sure?”…he still gets a kick out of it.
April 9, 2012 at 9:44 pm
One of my favorite moments is recently while my daughter was hospitalized with Kawasaki Disease, in the middle of one of her breakdowns she passed gas and said “whoops I tooted” and then giggles. It was nice to see a smile on her face after a whole week of tears.
April 10, 2012 at 12:00 am
Would LOVE TO WIN THIS! I love the honesty.
April 10, 2012 at 3:59 am
My favorite mommy moment is when I called my little girl from work and told her I love her and she goes, “Mommy, you left kisses on my face and I am saving them for you in my heart.” It doesnt get any sweeter than that!!!!!
April 10, 2012 at 9:17 am
My favorite mom moment was when my son was in the hospital on Mother’s Day and a goody bag was delivered to the room while I slept next to him. What a nice way to perk up a bad time!
April 10, 2012 at 1:57 pm
My favorite mommy moment is when my 5 year old girl is about ready to go to sleep. I used to always say “guess what?” She would say “what?” and I’d say “I Love you”! Now, whenever I say “Guess What?” She will say “love you”. I really do love her so much! I also have a 7 month old little guy and I know he will soon be telling me fun stuff too!!
April 11, 2012 at 7:53 am
when my hubby hold the baby for the first time
April 11, 2012 at 10:58 am
my favorite (or at least one of the most memorable) mommy moment ,was the first time I had to put my oldest daughter in her bed becauseshe fell asleep while playing in her exersaucer.I just loved that i was now responsble for this little person right down to making sure she is sleeping in a comfortable place.I can’t truly explain it ,but that was the moment I felt “like a mom”.
April 11, 2012 at 11:29 am
My classic early mommy moment was when I brought an empty diaper bag out for my daughter’s first doctor’s appt. Fun times. I was so on the ball – and yet, so NOT. Oops.
April 11, 2012 at 11:29 am
My classic early mommy moment was when I brought an empty diaper bag out for my daughter’s first doctor’s appt. Fun times. I was so on the ball – and yet, so NOT. Oops.
April 19, 2012 at 11:20 am
Favorite mommy moment – when my daughter was 2, she held my face and said “Mommy, you’re so beautiful”
April 19, 2012 at 11:41 am
Our favorite moment is when we give our son his night time baths in his infant tub.
April 19, 2012 at 11:41 am
Our favorite moment is when we give our son his night time baths in his infant tub.
April 19, 2012 at 11:42 am
I already like Hollywood got moms on Facebook.
April 19, 2012 at 2:33 pm
Late night talks with my mom is so special to me. It is our alone time for bonding.
April 25, 2012 at 9:10 am
When my grand daughter at 2 years old walked passed the garbage dumpsters and declared that it “smelled like shit”. All I could do is agree with her because it DID!
April 25, 2012 at 9:36 am
this is all great — but what’s up with Billy Ray’s bangs??
April 25, 2012 at 11:33 am
Would love to win this for my gal pals!,! Best mommy moment was going out to dinner with the family. Baby had a nasty blow out while in my lap. Cleaned her up, went back to finish leaving, realized on the way out of the restaurant that I had baby poop all over the front of my shirt and jeans through dinner and had no idea.
April 25, 2012 at 11:26 pm
What a great giveaway!!
April 26, 2012 at 8:24 am
Scary Mommy has a cocktail!? Now I’m dying to try it. I need to start reading scary mommy. EVERYONE talks about her blog and still haven’t jumped on the wagon. I’m going to check it out right now.
April 26, 2012 at 8:27 am
Had to be the first time our baby son pee’d in our faces
April 26, 2012 at 9:16 am
One of My favorite moments was recently when I baked my son some Avengers cookies (vegan) and he was so happy and told me I am the best mom ever! Love that kid!!
April 29, 2012 at 8:51 pm
On a cruise
April 30, 2012 at 4:27 am
i love rocking my son to sleep – the best thing ever!!!
April 30, 2012 at 4:53 am
One of my favorite (almost daily) moments is when our youngest (19 months) gets SOOOO excited when Daddy comes in the house. Our older 2 used to do the same thing!
April 30, 2012 at 8:33 am
Watching my husband hold our son for the first time after trying to concieve for the last 7 yrs, truly a miracle!